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- I'm no doctor, but some of the women I saw in Walm...
- Not to brag, but if a bomb hit this Walmart right ...
- Drove by one of those Tea Party rallies. Looked li...
- Sex with altar boys? Nun for me, thanks.
- Under a bridge, harassing goats. That's how I trol...
- Painful truth: If you tell friends about something...
- When life hands you women, make women laid.
- This woman at Walmart has a lovely set of March Ma...
- In the South, any time you wander too close to a r...
- The Kardashians are more fun if you think of them ...
- My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie...
- I see debt people.
- "I'd hit that if I was drunk." - Me, driving by a ...
- Steve Buscemi is proof that Don Knotts banged a ca...
- I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by h...
- Feeling a lot of pressure to only live once.
- The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he...
- I'm white but I'm not Betty white.
- I'm sane with you, I'm just not insane with you.
- I trust you but I don't turn my back on you trust ...
- I believe it's the Pope's right to choose whether ...
- Real life is short. I should probably spend more t...
- Starting to think I'm the only straight guy in thi...
- Starting a new religion and the only sinners are p...
- As they say in Florida, any day you wake up and yo...
- Not sure why my butt feels weird but I think a ven...
- If you can't laugh at yourself, that's ok. You're ...
- Just sneezed so hard I pollinated a meadow of lesb...
- Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How ...
- Hell hath no fury like a woman setting all my stuf...
- Hell hath no fury like a woman rearranging furnitu...
- Tell me, where is this "comfort zone" you speak of...
- CNN is reporting Boston bombing suspect is now dat...
- Keep your friends nervous and your enemies guessin...