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- Killing them with kindness has never worked. So no...
- I can't think of anything worse than waking up nex...
- I like picking fights with myself simply because t...
- If you have a headache, do what it says on the asp...
- I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officer...
- Don't get mad or even. Get drunk and move the fuck...
- I did not lie. I was strategically misinforming yo...
- If these panties go any further up my ass, my boyf...
- I do this thing with my tongue that drives all the...
- I don't want a relationship, I want a sidekick.
- I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its...
- Guys think its so cool being into crazy girls but ...
- I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'l...
- I treat people exactly how I want to be treated.
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- He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed ...
- When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to...
- I enjoy long walks away from people who won't shut...
- Hey asshole, my boobs are down here. Stop staring ...
- Of all the people I don't love, I don't love you t...
- PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE EGOS.
- It doesn't take a math wiz to figure out subtracti...
- In your time of need, you can always count on me t...
- I'm missing the kind of sex when afterwards I coul...
- I'm more concerned with what panties I'll be burie...
- Curiosity hasn't killed me yet, but it has fucked ...
- I'm not saying you're an asshole, but I AM typing ...
- I'm like the little engine that could but really d...
- Detective: Where were you on the night-
Me: Twitte...