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- I just had sober sex. That was horrifying
- I can't fall asleep right now, I'm too busy counti...
- If you're not willing to have a cocktail in a sipp...
- You're emotionally handicapped and completely unav...
- Its ok if you have a small dick, someone will stil...
- I'm not scared of rehab. 90 days in sweatpants, dr...
- Ladies, I adore you, but some of you need to cover...
- Dear God, make me a bird so I can shit on people f...
- "Cunt is such an offensive word." - cunts
- That feeling when you meet someone that's worth ri...
- I don't deserve something "better." I deserve some...
- Life is hard, even for me and I'm pretty and white...
- This is all stupid and we are all idiots.
- Only whores show their boobs. Only uptight bitches...
- Time heals nothing, you just get used to feeling s...
- I don't get mad, I get meh. It makes mad people re...
- I'm smoking, skyping, putting on makeup, tweeting ...
- If twitter has taught you anything, then you were ...
- Bitches want you to think that they are strong, co...
- SORRY I TALKED ABOUT FEELINGS AND MADE YOUR LIFE A...
- I just saw a guy so hot my nipples gave him the fi...
- I've ruined so many relationships my nickname shou...
- I will say hello to your penis whenever I want. Yo...
- Stop running from your demons, maybe they just wan...
- If you want your coworkers to leave you alone, jus...
- I sneezed out a tampon today. GIRLS ARE PRETTY!