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- I think the term 'unexpected guest' is an oxymoron...
- Things I now know:
Weirdness is endemic.
Laughter...
- I read 3 books a week before finding Twitter. I ki...
- Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DM.
- One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say:
Than...
- Twitter: Loners, moaners, stoners and boners.
- How one woman describes another tells you everythi...
- I can't wait for integrity to be cool again.
- Licking something to discourage others from steali...
- Never fuck the same mistake twice.
- If you retweet someone the exact same time they re...
- The tweets become a voice.
The voice becomes a per...
- Sometimes a woman just wants a man to say, 'Shhh,'...
- Retweeting is saying: I couldn't have said it bett...
- I don't care what you think you saw, if I deleted ...
- If it looks like a whore; tweets like a whore and ...
- I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but a...
- What's that, Lassie? There's a whole population tr...
- If only you could Google how someone felt about yo...
- Those who can, tweet. Those who can't, troll.
- Fool me once, game on.
- Drink like you're not on medication.
- At a tweet up, are the people who've blocked each ...
- Tweet like your life isn't crushing you.
- Sex with someone who wants sex is pretty cool.
Bu...
- Confidence has a relaxed nature which arrogance la...
- Name one person everybody likes.
Right. You can't...
- Relationship status: Awaiting lab results.
- The gentlest kisses can carry the most heat.
- No situation is as bad if you add snacks.
- If you're going to be a dick, can you please be th...
- Telling a depressed person to cheer up is, quite f...
- Lol at people in their 20s thinking they can shock...