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If you've got a rose tat on your boob, we all know...
I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he w...
Why haven't you introduced me to your followers ye...
It doesn't matter how much I shake the pump. A lit...
There's a fine line between cougar and old whore.
I'd let you hold my boob before I'd let you hold m...
I basically drive like a Mario Kart character but ...
If I was a werewolf I'd be all "FUCK! I just rippe...
Many women don't know this, but you can be sexy wi...
I avoid making friends by being honest with people...
I know all you men love curves so I ate this entir...
There's nothing more dangerous than a silent woman...
I stare rudely at people without tattoos so they k...
Just once, I'd like to do something that requires ...
My husband still holds the door open for me. And t...
I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles nev...
I dropped a stick while playing air drums so I swi...
Men you have two choices: 1) Let us win the argum...
A dude wearing a Tap Out shirt tried to hit on me....
I respect you, liquor store shopping cart user.
I told my husband I didn't want anything for Valen...
Owls always look like they just saw a penis for th...
If I call you ‘fuckface’ that means I love you. Sh...
Most girls want flowers and jewelry and shit. I ju...
If I was a dude I would end all conversations by h...
I'm gonna get 'touch your butt' drunk.
I'm gonna light a trash can on fire and see if any...
I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT SOME GUY IN ANOTHER STATE D...