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- I want my marriage to be a forever one night stand...
- The good thing about listening to a new song is th...
- If you love someone let them go, but fuck them fir...
- Never cry for an onion that doesn't deserve you.
- I bet frogs are tired of kissing stupid girls.
- If you love someone, let them sleep.
- That awkward moment between your wedding and your ...
- Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat.
- This guy next to me says my cigarette smoke is bot...
- A confident, secure woman is a man's insecurity.
- Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get...
- Grab a plate and throw it on the floor. Did it bre...
- The Chinese coined the phrase ''It's not you, it's...
- The best thing about reading a book is when everyt...
- I would walk over Legos for you.
- Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doe...
- Facebook is not friendship, Instagram is not photo...
- I'm my own ''I told you so''
- I don't need alcohol or drugs to do stupid things,...
- That moment when you're grateful someone broke you...
- I like people who don't go around trying to be lik...
- Beautiful women have the right to be crazy.
- I stalk you more than you deserve.
- "It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said ...
- Who said writing love tweets means you're in love?...
- I stalk you, but only as a friend.
- Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my...
- Let's be honest, we're on Twitter because our fami...
- Brad and Angelina with their new kids http://twitt...