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Putting aluminum foil in my crotch to keep his din...
A vagina is warm, loving and juicy. The cunt is th...
Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes. Fu...
Been hearing a lot lately about bleaching your ass...
It's not the size of the train. It's the ability o...
Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to n...
I wish I got sex as often as I get screwed.
FILTH: Fathers I'd like to hump.
I'm bringing sexy back. Do I need a receipt?
I think opinions are a lot like orgasms. Mine will...
Some men have no dick in their pants because they ...
I wish I could put my whole fucking house in the w...
Bed is holding me captive. Send sex.
I don't get even with people that have wronged me....
Love is leaving them the fuck alone sometimes so t...
Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gif...
Life is beautiful when you distance yourself from ...
The problem nowadays is that the stupid are fuckin...
The strongest women have the softest heart.
Whoever is responsible for getting me laid.....you...
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has b...
Fuck waiting until I'm dead. I want to haunt peopl...
My tombstone will read: She died doing what she lo...
Types of shit: 1) Awe 2) Jack 3) Knee deep in ...
Fuck homophobia in the ass.
I'm not wearing anything under my straightjacket.